22/12/08

Curso rápido de gestão ou histórias com moral ( 1ª lição )

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

3 comentários:

Dulcineia disse...

well, i know this one in portuguese... and I laughed a lot with all the lessons...
why are here in english? deve ser para português nao entender, rs

Galeota disse...

... são portugueses e compraram as toalhas no "El Corte Inglés".

Al Kantara disse...

Moral da história : Se queres ver a tua vizinha nua, não andes a espreitar. Pede dinheiro ao marido...