Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
5 comentários:
um bom blog, gostei :)
beijinho!
António, o Sócrates conhece esta história ?...
Pois é, subscrevo a frase do Sr Al kantara...
Caríssimos Al-Kantara e Dulcineia,
Qualquer político em democracia sabe que são os eleitores que decidem e como tal....
Bom fim de semana
Pois é, caro António P., tem toda a razão...e é triste e ocorre-me uma canção, da lena dágua "demagogia feita à maneira, é como o queijo numa ratoeira"... Noutro dia via a TVI, estava a dar uma novela, enquanto me ausentei, ao regressar, não conseguia acompanhar até perceber que era uma outra novela á qual se seguia uma outra...
Bom domingo, um abraço
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